Boston kilt Nite

[Andrew Breecher]

Okay, one for Longshadows, possibly one for Flairball. Got it! Anyone else I should have a drink for?

Reminds me of a joke:

A local named Fergal walks into the pub in Ireland, and orders three pints of Guinness, carries them to his table, and drinks them one at a time, then walks out the door.

This goes on for several weeks before the publican tells Fergal, "You know, I can pour one pint at a time, and you don't have to get them all at once."

"Oh, I know," he replied. "It's just that my two brothers moved to America, so by drinking the three at once it's as if we're drinking together."

The publican thought this was a fine idea, and life went on as usual for a few more months. Then one day Fergal came in and only ordered two pints, carried them to his table, and drank them one after another.

The publican waited a few minutes, then approached the table. "I'd like to offer my condolences."

"What do you mean?" Fergal asked.

"Oh, I just thought that since you were only drinking two pints one of your brothers had passed away."

Fergal laughed, "No, they're both fine. I just quit drinking."

Andrew.