Quote Originally Posted by Pour1Malt
aye laddie, ai hep ya oot!

a 'tank' as ye sid- shuid be pronoonc'd 'tainka' ...'is a wee glos, stane, air me'l seel'ndrcl stoup wi' an lug on't tae grob wit yer sausiges an a'...

ya fou eet wit guid Scots ale an chuck eet bock in a wunner.... till yer blooter'd, slaverin' an haverin tae yer mates....


dinnae fou eet wit whisky the noo lad, air ya'l ga so fekkin steamin' ya maist gae blin...


thot'l sort ya oot!
ROFLMAO Have pitty on the poor lad.