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    this one's from JayFilomena's post from the skydiving girls:
    An English woman comes up to a Scot wearing a kilt and says, "Is it true that you Scots wear nothing under your kilts?"

    The Scot replies, "Awk woman, put your hand under and see for your self."

    The English woman puts her hand under and removes it immediately exclaiming, "It's gruesome!"

    The Scot tells her, "Put your hand under again and it will grew some more!"

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    an auld Scottish postcaird....


    Last edited by Pour1Malt; 5th April 06 at 01:09 AM.

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    aneith'r auld Highland postcaird...


    Well, piper how does your wind pay ?
    Not so much as yours, Reverend !




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    They should just charge the ladies under 4 feet tall more money!

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    link noo died an gone.... sorry lads...
    Last edited by Pour1Malt; 10th November 07 at 03:17 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pour1Malt
    amazin' hae racey sum o these auld 60's postcairds can be...


    Looks like the family honor is kept well!

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    link noo died an gone.... sorry lads...
    Last edited by Pour1Malt; 10th November 07 at 03:17 AM.

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    his kilt's a bit shairt is it no?

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