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5th April 06, 01:06 AM
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an auld Scottish postcaird....
Last edited by Pour1Malt; 5th April 06 at 01:09 AM.
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5th April 06, 01:08 AM
#2
aneith'r auld Highland postcaird...
Well, piper how does your wind pay ?
Not so much as yours, Reverend !
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5th April 06, 07:43 AM
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5th April 06, 07:46 AM
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They should just charge the ladies under 4 feet tall more money!
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5th April 06, 07:50 AM
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link noo died an gone.... sorry lads...
Last edited by Pour1Malt; 10th November 07 at 03:17 AM.
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8th April 06, 07:01 PM
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 Originally Posted by Pour1Malt
amazin' hae racey sum o these auld 60's postcairds can be...
Looks like the family honor is kept well!
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In the Northern Highlands, an impatient farmer knocked at the door of neighboring farmhouse. The daughter of the house answered.
"Is your father in?" asked the neighbor.
"No." said the daughter. "He's at the Inverness farmers' market. If it's the services of the red Ayrshire bull you want, the cost is £50."
"No, it's not that" said the neighbor.
"Well." said the daughter. "If it's the Galloway belted bull you want, it's £40."
"No, it's not that." said the neighbor.
"How about the small Highland bull?" said the daughter. "The service of that bull is only £30."
The neighbor rudely interrupted the daughter, "That's not what I've come about. Your brother Sandy has made my daughter Fiona pregnant. My wife and I want to know what your father proposes to do about it."
"Oh, well." said the daughter. "You'll have to see my father yourself. I don't know what he charges for Sandy."
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5th April 06, 07:53 AM
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link noo died an gone.... sorry lads...
Last edited by Pour1Malt; 10th November 07 at 03:17 AM.
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5th April 06, 07:59 AM
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his kilt's a bit shairt is it no?
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5th April 06, 08:04 AM
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