Kilt(ish) jokes

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[Mattg]

They should just charge the ladies under 4 feet tall more money!

[Pour1Malt]

link noo died an gone.... sorry lads...

[Kilted KT]

amazin' hae racey sum o these auld 60's postcairds can be...

Looks like the family honor is kept well!

[smaughazard]

In the Northern Highlands, an impatient farmer knocked at the door of neighboring farmhouse. The daughter of the house answered.
"Is your father in?" asked the neighbor.
"No." said the daughter. "He's at the Inverness farmers' market. If it's the services of the red Ayrshire bull you want, the cost is £50."
"No, it's not that" said the neighbor.
"Well." said the daughter. "If it's the Galloway belted bull you want, it's £40."
"No, it's not that." said the neighbor.
"How about the small Highland bull?" said the daughter. "The service of that bull is only £30."
The neighbor rudely interrupted the daughter, "That's not what I've come about. Your brother Sandy has made my daughter Fiona pregnant. My wife and I want to know what your father proposes to do about it."
"Oh, well." said the daughter. "You'll have to see my father yourself. I don't know what he charges for Sandy."

[Frank McGrath]

Well, I was sitting in my local the other night and in walks nothing less than a Panda. He sat down at the bar nest to me and ordered a beer and a dinner special. I just sat there and stared. After he was finished eating, he finished off his beer, wiped his chin, then pulld out a pistol and started shooting the place up. After he finished off a clip, he headed for the door, without even a goodbye. The manager of the pub ran after him and asked" Whats going on?. The panda says, "I'm a Panda, man. Look it up". The stunned manager finds his dictionary, turns to the P's finds Panda. Panda: large chinese mammal, Indigenous to Mainland China, eats shoots and leaves."

[Frank McGrath]

I forgot to say that we were both in kilts. oops

[Pour1Malt]

link noo died an gone.... sorry lads...

[Pour1Malt]

his kilt's a bit shairt is it no?

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