Eventually everyone will bump into a poorly educated soul who doesn't understand the kilt.

My first wisecrack was from the definition of a good 'ol boy. This gent was was proly one of those types who goes into the city once every six months to get a new set of boots...and hasn't seen the inside of a library or the discorvery channel in their entire lives. He said something to the effect of "what in < insert okie slang here > are you wearing, boy?" in the thickest okie drawl I have ever heard.
I explained what it was, and the benifits of wearing the kilt, and after a few minutes, he realized that it was not a skirt, but an all-powerful kilt. He even inquired as to where he could get one. I suggested the internet, but he didn't have a computer, so he has to wait until the scottish games.


there will be more to come, mostly from groups of teenagers trying to impress each other. You can have all kinds of fun letting them make fools of themselves.