ai'v had 2 in Dumfries....

an auld drunkin sot in a pub ... after I went tae the loo he mumbl'd tae my wife...

sumthin aboot "foreingers wearin kilts"... mumble mumble "disgrace"...

ma sweety explain'd that the Levi's he wuz wearin' are from San Francisco... then she aisk'd him where his kilt was?


ahhh.... Scot's lassies.... ya gotta luv em.....



the saicant wan was a auld man on the street- after he walked past me he said.... "you're in the Lowlands noo son, tak aff the skirt"

I replied the 'merican 2 waird phrase that begins an ends wi 'F'...