But, but, Sir, I don't do Tartans!

[Hamish]

I'll wear mine on July 21st at "The Open"...Hamish' 70th birthday!

Thank you Robin. That's going to be quite a day!!

[andyfg]

Hi all,

Being new to the forum I have missed out on much before. How much is the tartan? Where would I order it from?

Looks gorgeous, by the way!

Thanks

[Colin]

Hi all,

Being new to the forum I have missed out on much before. How much is the tartan? Where would I order it from?

Looks gorgeous, by the way!

Thanks

Send a Private Message to Wizard of BC (Steve) and ask for details. You can also do a search on the forum as there have been a few threads about the tartan in the past.

[Robin]

*cough cough*

:rolleyes:

[KiltedCodeWarrior]

I gues I missed while out of town. I am so psyched! I can't wait to get a new kilt, and one in the XMarks tartan will be awesome. I have been fiercely resisting buying a new kilt for the past few weeks. My eBay knock-offs are starting to show their lack of quality and I seem to be in a tartan mood recently. Now, if I am just in the first round...

[Robin]

Tonight when I was working my wife gave me a call...

"Darling?" <---darling with a question mark is always bad news
"Yes?" <---what did I do wrong?
"I had a guy from Canada on the phone...your kilt is ready"
"Huh? I didn't order a kilt!"
"Yeah! sure!"
"Was it Steve Ashton?"
"Err....think so"
"Ah!"
"He'll send the kilt...the one you didn't order...to our home adress" <---cold voice
"Ah! the X Marks tartan!"
"The what?"
"Oh!!!! he must send it to Barb!"
"Who is Barb?" <---really cold voice
"A kiltmaker"
"Oh...okey"
"Call him back and ask him to send it to Barb"
"Uhh...okey, but I don't have his number"
"Argh!!!!! uh...you can find it on his website!...Freedom Kilts...in my favorites"
"Okidoki!"

5 minutes later...

"Sorted out!"
"Great!"
"So you didn't order a kilt?"
"Mumble...mumble"
"You're such an idiot"
"I know...I know"

[Southern Breeze]

Tonight when I was working my wife gave me a call...

"Darling?" <---darling with a question mark is always bad news
"Yes?" <---what did I do wrong?
"I had a guy from Canada on the phone...your kilt is ready"
"Huh? I didn't order a kilt!"
"Yeah! sure!"
"Was it Steve Ashton?"
"Err....think so"
"Ah!"
"He'll send the kilt...the one you didn't order...to our home adress" <---cold voice
"Ah! the X Marks tartan!"
"The what?"
"Oh!!!! he must send it to Barb!"
"Who is Barb?" <---really cold voice
"A kiltmaker"
"Oh...okey"
"Call him back and ask him to send it to Barb"
"Uhh...okey, but I don't have his number"
"Argh!!!!! uh...you can find it on his website!...Freedom Kilts...in my favorites"
"Okidoki!"

5 minutes later...

"Sorted out!"
"Great!"
"So you didn't order a kilt?"
"Mumble...mumble"
"You're such an idiot"
"I know...I know"

OOPS! BUSTED!!