I'm a self-employed remodeling contractor. I do everything from demolition and framing to electrical and tile.

Some days are good for kilt wearing, and some are not. If I'm crawling around in an attic full of rockwool or fiberglass insulation, I opt for jeans. You do NOT want that stuff up yer kilt. And painting, too - hate to ruin an expensive kilt, even a UK.

Framing, trim, tile, cabinetry, drywall - those are good days for the UKs.

Hell, I could probably work in a prom dress if I were so inclined. The quality of my work speaks for me, and I haven't yet had a client who feels the need to complain about my kilts. And if they did, I can get new clients. Although, I probably wouldn't want to deal with female groupies while installing fascia on scaffolding during a windy afternoon.

And for some strange reason, there have been days at Home Depot or Lowe's when I keep bumping into the same women several times in various places throughout the store....

In fact, I have recommended Utilikilts for my uh... shall we say, larger... subcontractors who have the age-old problem of "plumber's crack." <shudder> I suspect a beer-gut cut Workman's will prevent that awful sight.