Kilt Do's and Don'ts

[Kilted KT]

this wan's jus a hair tae long.... (yikes!)

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[Kilted KT]

Ach!! thay bouys ur oot fur a lauch shairly? Ah dinna ken when Ah last seen sich a sicht,mon it shair gies ye sair een juist tae hae wee keek!!

Stuart.

what he said....P1M...translation?

[Pour1Malt]

is this kilt back tae front arr whit?

something wrang here....

[Kilted KT]

is this kilt back tae front arr whit?

something wrang here....

Are you sure that is a kilt? Looks more like someone tried to make a pair of tartan shorts and forgot to close the legs!

if it is supposed to be a kilt, I certainly won't be buying from that kiltmaker!

[Pour1Malt]

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sort'd...

[Kilted KT]

this wan's jus a hair tae long.... (yikes!)

grand defender of the....skirt?

[pdcorlis]

I am suddenly feeling MUCH better about myself. :rolleyes:

I can excuse the innocence of youth but yer man in the mini kilt... oh my...

[Pour1Malt]

Ach!! thay bouys ur oot fur a lauch shairly? Ah dinna ken when Ah last seen sich a sicht,mon it shair gies ye sair een juist tae hae wee keek!!

Stuart.

translation for KT

"oh! those boys are out for a laugh surely? I don't know when I last saw such a sight, man it sure gives you sore eyes just to have a small peek."

[Pour1Malt]

dinnae wear yur kilt AR yur sporran tae lang...

[Pour1Malt]

My wife's grandmother was telling me about the wedding of a cousin of hers where the groom was kilted and there were "pleats all around".

She then asked me seriously, "You're not wearing that backwards, are you?"

I didn't have the heart to tell her that her cousin's husband was, and just said, "No, this is a different kind of one".

It still utterly amazes me that people are that daft to wear a kilt with the pleats in the front. It's not like there aren't plenty of reference pictures about!

aye- thot happened wi my brother... he went tae a wedding in Arizona an the entire weddin' party wuz back tae front... they a' told him HE wuz wrang...

then he shewed them a wee pic o me and a few other kilted men he had wi him...

they got sorted oot jus in the knick o time....