Kilt Do's and Don'ts

**Pour1Malt** · 13th April 06, 08:21 AM

Originally Posted by ronstew

But please tighten up your belt, lest it sit as low as your sporran.

aye- his belt is slippin a bit....

**Pour1Malt** · 13th April 06, 08:23 AM

Originally Posted by Bob C.

No, nor do I care to. I'm forced to use a Mac at work. I'd never allow one in my home.

I'm glad they finally made it so you folks can use a real OS, though.

alricht Bobsy thots enough o thot anti mac hijack.... back tae Do's an Dinnae's o kilts please....

**Bob C** · 13th April 06, 09:06 AM

Originally Posted by Pour1Malt

alricht Bobsy thots enough o thot anti mac hijack.... back tae Do's an Dinnae's o kilts please....

Fair enough, mate.

DON'T use a Mac computer whilst kilted.

**Pour1Malt** · 14th April 06, 10:38 AM

Do arr Don't???

fraim the BBC...

Skinny Scots offered leg implants

The implants come in varied sizes
A German businessman is offering skinny legged Scots silicone implants to improve their looks in a pair of kilt socks.

here's the link...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/3131732.stm

**bubba** · 14th April 06, 10:52 AM

Leg implants? Alot less painful and safer to get off yer butt and get some exercise. Surgery ain't the answer to everything.

**Kilted KT** · 14th April 06, 10:55 AM

Originally Posted by Pour1Malt

aye- his belt is slippin a bit....

I'll bet he had those sporran clips, designed for our larger bretheren, to keep the sporran up...not really for use by the skinny folk.

**Kilted KT** · 14th April 06, 10:56 AM

Originally Posted by Pour1Malt

Do arr Don't???

fraim the BBC...

Skinny Scots offered leg implants

The implants come in varied sizes
A German businessman is offering skinny legged Scots silicone implants to improve their looks in a pair of kilt socks.

here's the link...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/3131732.stm

definitly a Don't. No point in faking out the ladies. Same as when you realize that your buxom beauty has four boxes is tissue in her bra...

**davedove** · 14th April 06, 11:24 AM

Originally Posted by bubba

Leg implants? Alot less painful and safer to get off yer butt and get some exercise. Surgery ain't the answer to everything.

Small calves is something I've never had any problem with. If anything I have to get some things custome made to fit over my calves. I have read, however, that the calves are one of the hardest areas to build.

**Mattg** · 14th April 06, 11:32 AM

Originally Posted by bubba

Leg implants? Alot less painful and safer to get off yer butt and get some exercise. Surgery ain't the answer to everything.

Seriously! EXERCISE!!! Just stand in on spot and go up and down on your tip toes! It's amazing how lazy people are!

**Kilted KT** · 14th April 06, 11:46 AM

Originally Posted by davedove

Small calves is something I've never had any problem with. If anything I have to get some things custome made to fit over my calves. I have read, however, that the calves are one of the hardest areas to build.

Quite the contrary. Calves are used every time you walk, stand up, or do anything that requires the body to move from one location to the other by foot. They are very easy to build, but you need to actually excercise to get there. go hillwalking, stair climbing or anything of the sort and your calves WILL develop.