Quote Originally Posted by Al G. Sporrano
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid
her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to
the bird's chest...........

The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried,
"$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!! "

The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill
would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now
$150.00."


I'm a Nurse...and this is DEFINATELY going up on the office wall......BRILLIANT