But, but, Sir, I don't do Tartans!

[Southern Breeze]

Tonight when I was working my wife gave me a call...

"Darling?" <---darling with a question mark is always bad news
"Yes?" <---what did I do wrong?
"I had a guy from Canada on the phone...your kilt is ready"
"Huh? I didn't order a kilt!"
"Yeah! sure!"
"Was it Steve Ashton?"
"Err....think so"
"Ah!"
"He'll send the kilt...the one you didn't order...to our home adress" <---cold voice
"Ah! the X Marks tartan!"
"The what?"
"Oh!!!! he must send it to Barb!"
"Who is Barb?" <---really cold voice
"A kiltmaker"
"Oh...okey"
"Call him back and ask him to send it to Barb"
"Uhh...okey, but I don't have his number"
"Argh!!!!! uh...you can find it on his website!...Freedom Kilts...in my favorites"
"Okidoki!"

5 minutes later...

"Sorted out!"
"Great!"
"So you didn't order a kilt?"
"Mumble...mumble"
"You're such an idiot"
"I know...I know"

OOPS! BUSTED!!

[Alan H]

I *almost* fell off my chair laughing at that conversation....

[starbkjrus]

I've not yet gotten that call. mumble mumble mumble.

Perhaps I'm yet to get one. Hopefully I was in the first run. Oh, well. :rolleyes:

[Livingston]

Note to self....ALWAYS give the cell phone number to kilt makers, tartan supply houses, etc. Should save some interesting calls from the DW.