ai saw a couple o these kilts oot wan nicht in London..

and as the Big Ham Man said- they look guid on a skinnymalinkie 20 year auld....

doon richt sexy, actually....

ai'd look like an auld fat guy in a skirt- in one o them....

they arr made like a kilt... an ankle length kilt (tae bae exact)

and they will be sold an worn undar the name 'kilt' tae...