Well, its nowhere near a local pub for me, but I would definitely enjoy hoisting a pint there, well poured or not. If that makes me crass and shallow, so be it. My wife has said I can look as long as I don't touch, so I can still enjoy looking at women other than her.

Have to keep this in mind for my next conference in Vegas.

Mathuna, how many other kilted people were in the pub, other than you and the wait staff? And what convention were you attending?