Quote Originally Posted by Pour1Malt
Fraim May 1, 2006... oanywan wearin a kilt tae oor door, tae book intae a room, will immediately recieve a muckle dram o'
single malt scotch whisky fraim mai personal collection...(limited edition bottlings ainly!)

an in addition- oanywan identifying themsel as an Xmarker... will get £5 off their room... fur every night ya stay....
Now I'm very happy (about the discount) and very depressed (about the whisky that I can no longer drink - at all).

Depression: the feeling you get when you've acquired a taste for single malts, and are told by your physician that you can't touch them ever again.

Now - if I'm ever told that I'm allergic to chocolate, all bets are off.