Kilt Do's and Don'ts

**MacMoose** · 26th April 06, 11:58 AM

Originally Posted by bangkok kilt

Canadian and you live in NC? Interesting.

Couldn't get the pic to work. Probably some stupid thing with Turkey.

Aye, you have the gist of it. Been here, in exile...deported due to poor skating skills!

**Kilted KT** · 26th April 06, 11:59 AM

Originally Posted by MacMoose

Na, on ice, it's merely the refs I need worry about, and you are right, they won't dare argue...but in the parking lot of my apartment complex, on rollerblades...hehe...good way to meet the ladies tho, I'll wager.

I'd go so far as to say kilted anywhere, doing anything is a good way to meet the ladies...

**MacSimoin** · 26th April 06, 02:21 PM

Originally Posted by Panache

Kilt with cowboy boots? ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Choke, Gasp, ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

(Panache falls to the floor twitching and screaming) "My eyes, my eyes, no, no, no take it away.....)

...and on that note:

Kilts with cowboy hats?

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Choke, Gasp, ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!THHWUUUUUMMPP!!!

(MacSimoin falls to the floor and...beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. We're sorry Mrs. MacSimoin, he didn't make it.)

**Kilted KT** · 26th April 06, 02:51 PM

Originally Posted by MacSimoin

...and on that note:

Kilts with cowboy hats?

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Choke, Gasp, ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!THHWUUUUUMMPP!!!

(MacSimoin falls to the floor and...beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. We're sorry Mrs. MacSimoin, he didn't make it.)

I've got dibs on his kilts!!!

**pdcorlis** · 26th April 06, 07:44 PM

Do help a young man sort out his kilt before he goes on stage...

But don't do this to your dog...

**pdcorlis** · 26th April 06, 08:06 PM

Do protect yourself from sun damaged skin...

But seriously... don't do this to your dog...

no, really...

**Kilted KT** · 26th April 06, 10:28 PM

Originally Posted by pdcorlis

Do help a young man sort out his kilt before he goes on stage...

I can't tell if it is front to back or the pleats on the left are just swaying forward...any ideas?

**Pour1Malt** · 27th April 06, 12:53 AM

Originally Posted by pdcorlis

Do help a young man sort out his kilt before he goes on stage...

Dinnae wear a sporran twice the size o yur heid!

**bangkok kilt** · 27th April 06, 01:03 AM

and is that a mesh shirt he's wearing?

i think mesh shirts are an all time DON'T on my list.

"Is this shirt alright to wear tonight?"
"Can you see your nipples?"
"Yes"
"Then no"

That was an actual conversation I had with someone once about a mesh shirt. I think it works for all occasions, but that's just like my opinion, man.

**Pour1Malt** · 27th April 06, 01:22 AM

Originally Posted by bangkok kilt

and is that a mesh shirt he's wearing?

i think mesh shirts are an all time DON'T on my list.

"Is this shirt alright to wear tonight?"
"Can you see your nipples?"
"Yes"
"Then no"

That was an actual conversation I had with someone once about a mesh shirt. I think it works for all occasions, but that's just like my opinion, man.

aye- but when you hae a muckle huge muscley well built body like thot lad- you look richt sexy in a mesh shirt.... :rolleyes:

... or not....