I've been a student of aikido for about 3-4 years (not so long). I jokingly mentioned the idea of wearing a kilt to sensei to see the classes eyes well up in terror. Let's see: at 1 exposure of my parts per roll * 150 rolls or break falls per class = a nice trip downtown in a squad car for 150 counts of indecent exposure.

No thank you, I'll pass on the kilt.