Quote Originally Posted by Kilted KT
Keep in mind that no matter how many beers you can fit in the sporran, if they are cold, they will sweat. The condensation will leak from the bottom of your sporran ( staining the leather in the process ) and get all over your kilt apron. While the kilt will probably not even notice, to most people this will appear to be an "accident", which is not something that most people find enjoyable.

To avoid this entirely, switch to highland single-malt in a flask. No problems with condensation or "accident". If you do wind up with an accident, either you have empited your flask and are about to fall over, or your flask spilled it's contents into your sprorran. If the flask empited accidentally, you get what you deserve. An unsecured flask is a very bad thing. If you've seen "full metal jacket" and have seen what happens when you have an unsecured foot locker, you get my meaning.
This is fine advice, but the fact is, on a hot day, whisky will not refresh you like a cold beer will.

We need insulated cooler sporrans.