Daddy's Little Girl

[Southern Breeze]

Daddy's Little Girl



This one is for everyone who:
A) has kids
B) had kids
C) was a kid
D knows a kid
E) is going to have kids
A man was packing for a business trip and his 3 year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Daddy look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, he reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in his mouth and said,"Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before he rushed out of the room again.

When he returned, his daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

He said, "What's wrong, honey?"

She replied,"What happened to my booger?"

[Big Dave]

OMG that's funny! I have a daughter so I can easily relate.

[sorcererdale]

I have a quirk that if someone puts a finger near my mouth, I like it and surprise them. My sister did that to me and out came my tounge. Then she starts laughing instead of saying, "Ewwww, Ick!" as she exclaimed, "I was going to show you this green bug on my finger." Just at that time I felt something in my mouth and spit it out.

DALE.