What do you say to a lady who asks?

[Kilted KT]

just ask which tartan they want...when they realize the nightmare they have to endure to make sure everything matches, then learn about the history of the clan the tartan represents, then coming up with the money...problem solved..

oh, don't forget to mention that they can't try it on before they buy it...most will never go much further...

[Kizmet]

Gentlemen:

If a lady asks where she can get a kilt, she's not generally asking for that information. We all know where we can buy plaid skirts.

If you truly think she's more interested in purchasing a kilt, direct her toward a kiltmaker. Women don't object to price for a good garment, if they're interested.

I strongly suspect you've been missing a few cues there.

Kizmet