Best overheard comments while kilted

**arrogcow** · 27th May 06, 08:20 PM

Funniest thing I ever heard was actually kind of negative. I was on my way into a grocery store and a guy started laughing uncontrollably and then said something to his wife. Her response was, "He has just as much right to exist as you do." As they walked across the parking lot, he kept sneaking glances and laughing. It was all I could do not to crack up myself.

Adam

**Zardoz** · 27th May 06, 10:57 PM

I stopped for some gas while I was out running some errands sporting my SWK Nightstalker and "got kilt?" t-shirt.(is wearing a kilt and a 'Got Kilt?' t-shirt redundant??) So I pull in on the other side of the pumps from (I assume) a mother and her 20 something daughter busy gassing up their PT Cruiser.

As I hop out, the daughter is looking at my car, (you have to look, it's a really bright mid-life crisis red sportscar) And when I close the door she looks at me, just about sh*ts

and says something I couldn't hear to mom, most likely "hey that guy's wearing a skirt" etc.

So a few seconds later the mom (who was a pretty attractive woman) stops whatever she's doing and steps around to my side of the pumps where by now I'm pumping my gas, and she looks me up and down. I'm like "How are ya' doing today!" she says "Just fine" and steps back over and tells the kid "That's a kilt, and I think he looks pretty good!"

**pdcorlis** · 27th May 06, 11:18 PM

I think this one counts... a couple of weeks ago I'm standing in the parking lot of a bank - talking to a good friend of mine. A car full of teenage boys heads towards us coming down the road and I see them all pointing and nudging each other. As they come along broadside one guy rolls down the window and I think "ok here we go..." so, he hangs halfway out - points at me and shouts "that's awesome - your kilt ROCKS!" Wonders never cease I guess.

**BronxKilt** · 28th May 06, 06:32 AM

Yesterday I was walking home from the train station in the (for me) early morning and passed a group of maybe 8-10 young men. I have had negative experinces with this demographic (espcially in large groups) but since it was early and I was tired I just lengthened my stride. I hear "Yoooooooooo" and "
What the...." But then I hear that which made my day "My Man in the GANGSTA kilt" (which is a compliment I have been led to belive) I looked over, nodded thank you, and was on my way. It was a nice little start to the day.

**timber** · 28th May 06, 08:08 AM

Yesterday out grocery shopping, a gentleman was with his little boy, he bent down to tell the lad "See that guy? he's from Scotland." Thought it was funny since I am from Michigan.

**whiteravenJr.** · 11th June 06, 04:57 PM

my favorite remark would be one that i got from a police officer right oafter a golf tournament last week. i had just finished the eighteenth hole when a ploice officer walked out of the club house and met me on the deck he took me aside and i thought that i was in trouble or somethin but instead he said that he liked the kilt and hoped that i continued to wear i later found out that he was there to appologize to me for his fellow officer who stopped me a few months ago and gave me a verbal warining of indecent exposure. i thought that this was pretty funny

**Tattoo Bradley** · 14th June 06, 07:16 AM

Originally Posted by whiteravenJr.

i later found out that he was there to appologize to me for his fellow officer who stopped me a few months ago and gave me a verbal warining of indecent exposure. i thought that this was pretty funny

So, what had happened with that? I think my temper may have gained the best of me if I had been in the same situation.

**Robin** · 28th May 06, 08:13 AM

When I finished work in the kitchen I had a wee dram at the bar.

A regular (rather loud) guest came to me and started to laugh and make fun of me. I gave him the "you are dirt" look and ignored him.

A few minutes later he came back and told me he wanted to "show" me to his Taiwanese business associatives.
I went straight to their table and gave them a polite nod...the 2 Taiwanese guys stood up and bowed to me..."you wear traditional clothing, we respect that".
I turned to the regular guest and grinned...he turned beet red.

Sweet revenge...

**Kirkwood** · 28th May 06, 10:46 AM

I didn't actually hear this exchange, my brother-in-law did. We were in a crowded Hooters while on vacation last year...

guy 1: Hey that guy's wearing a skirt!

guy 2: (looks at me) Yes, but it's a tasteful skirt.

**Alan H** · 30th May 06, 09:01 PM

Originally Posted by Kirkwood

I didn't actually hear this exchange, my brother-in-law did. We were in a crowded Hooters while on vacation last year...

guy 1: Hey that guy's wearing a skirt!

guy 2: (looks at me) Yes, but it's a tasteful skirt.

OK, I almost choked on my soda when I read this, I was laughing so hard.

My favorite? I'm walking across campus with my Black Watch on, sporran, hose, the works, and this Chinese woman comes running up to me. She grabs me by the arm, and exclaims...

oh, you must be Jewish!

Still haven't figured that one out, yet.