When I finished work in the kitchen I had a wee dram at the bar.

A regular (rather loud) guest came to me and started to laugh and make fun of me. I gave him the "you are dirt" look and ignored him.

A few minutes later he came back and told me he wanted to "show" me to his Taiwanese business associatives.
I went straight to their table and gave them a polite nod...the 2 Taiwanese guys stood up and bowed to me..."you wear traditional clothing, we respect that".
I turned to the regular guest and grinned...he turned beet red.

Sweet revenge...