A couple of weeks back, we were at an Irish pub downtown call 'The Local'. I was in my Black Watch, with a dark blue linen shirt. Snazzy. Headed to the bathroom to rid myself of some of the Guinness I'd been drinking, and passed by these two blonde 20-something ladies. I walked by and heard one of them say, "Oh! He's wearing a kilt!"

Then I heard the two of them start applauding.