Quote Originally Posted by Pour1Malt
makin fantoosh cocktails wuz ya?


guid oan ya- ai dae thot mysel...

but they no arr better than a guid auld malt served neat!

Ah'll gie ye that...

Ah mind years ago whin ma wife's faither wis in the infirmary eftir a hert-attack. He telt us he hud wan o thon near-death experiences in intensive care, but then he hud a dream that ma wife's hail faimly wis straight roond tae drink the boatil o Bowmore ma parents had gied him oan thair first visit (he'd aye kept it locked up guid) and he voud that it wis yon dream that brought him back frae the brink! He collectit mony mair malt whiskies eftir that.
Sad tae say, his hert got him in the end. We take a wee dram at his grave bytimes tae his memory.

M.