Quote Originally Posted by Alan H
OK, I almost choked on my soda when I read this, I was laughing so hard.

My favorite? I'm walking across campus with my Black Watch on, sporran, hose, the works, and this Chinese woman comes running up to me. She grabs me by the arm, and exclaims...

oh, you must be Jewish!
If she could tell from that distance, your kilt is too short!

cheers

Hachiman