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    needing practice

    Quote Originally Posted by Robin
    Yesterday on the driving range of a golf course...I was wearing my MacLaren muted kilt....

    A few lasses next to me started to shoot miss hits at first...and they stopped practicing shortly after.
    I didn't payed any attention to them..they were standing behind me and I was doing my thing....trying to hit some decent shots.

    Until...

    I heard a very soft voice saying...

    "Oh yes baby!...wiggle that ***!"

    Methinks that to begin a new hobby in golf would be most pleasurable when doing so in me kilt. The pleasure of course being primarily me own, at first!
    Go, have fun, don't work at, make it fun! Kilt them, for they know not, what they wear. Where am I now?

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    Ahh, groupies at the links! Too funny Robin, thanks for the post!

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    Outstanding!! Mark another one for the kilts!
    [B]Paul Murray[/B]
    Kilted in Detroit! Now that's tough.... LOL

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    Thanks for that great story. Gonna send it to my little brother...think that's all he needs to convince himself to kilt up!

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    The English woman who runs the pro shop, and the teenage girl working there on Saturday, both commented favorably on my brown AmeriKilt, which made its inaugural appearance on the links Saturday morning.

    Naturally, my playing partners had to tease me a bit, but it was really a non-issue for them.

    Have to say, walking the course was cool and comfortable!
    Descended from Patiences of Avoch | McColls of Glasgow
    Member, Clan Mackenzie Society of the Americas | Clan Donald USA

    "We have this hope, a sure and steadfast anchor of the soul." (Heb. 6:19)

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    We've been having (unseasonal? it is summer, after all - it's supposed to be raining) hot weather in London for a couple of days now with temperatures in the 90s (around 30 C). I was thinking about this thread earlier this afternoon when doing some shopping in Chiswick for my wife. All the women of all ages from early teens to old biddies seem to give me an approving grin, but the men all looked either vacant or hostile (I wonder what that says?). I thought, actually, they looked a bit preposterous in their long shorts and vests/singlets. They'd have looked much cooler and more relaxed in a kilt - and it would have made their womenfolk happy. :rolleyes: I didn't get any approving remarks, though. I feel quite jealous. :mrgreen:

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    Dutch lassies can be very outspoken...I can tell...I'm married to one of them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin
    Dutch lassies can be very outspoken...I can tell...I'm married to one of them
    I live in a town crawling with em, in fact, this town is so Dutch they're planning to build a full scale working windmill in the middle of the place.

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    An English friend once told me that the English loved the Dutch...his best line: "We like them so much that we once bought a King from them."

    Best

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    Quote Originally Posted by An t-Ileach
    ... but the men all looked either vacant or hostile ....
    Were they "pretty vacant" ???


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