Kilt Do's and Don'ts

[davedove]

(Mother) "So... why the kilt?"
(Me) "Well, I needed a fashion statement to go with my mid-life crisis, and it came down to either kilts or the fad of wearing my pants so low that half my butt is showing over the waistband. To be honest, I don't think I picked the wrong one."

That one's great! I'll have to remember it for potential use.

DON'T, for the love of all that is holy, think you can ride a rollercoaster while in a kilt. Just trust me on this one. :rolleyes:

Actually, I have worn a kilt on the roller coaster. I did wear undies that day for any potential blowups as there were many kids present. However, I'm a big guy, so when I'm wedged into those seats, nothing moves.