Kilt Do's and Don'ts

**Hugh** · 13th June 06, 11:55 AM

Originally Posted by Richland

I get a total kick out of the minor decifering i have to do when reading P1M's posts. Sometimes i have to read them twice to get the full context.
It is worth it. I say keep it up P1M

Amen, Dittoes and keep it up P1M.

**KiltedPilot** · 13th June 06, 01:57 PM

Originally Posted by CameronTaylor

DON'T LOOK HAMISH !!!!

Ah, but Hamish could even make THAT look good.

**Mr. Kilt** · 13th June 06, 05:22 PM

Originally Posted by herminator

Don´t!!!!
Even when the soccer World Cup is taking place!!

Hmmmm...you have to give him credit for having the balls to wear that! (and yes, I expect the "bad pun" police to be knocking on my door shortly. Hehehehe)

**KiltedCodeWarrior** · 13th June 06, 07:03 PM

And based on the last pic, the "wind" as well!

**Hamish** · 14th June 06, 09:05 AM

Originally Posted by KiltedPilot

Ah, but Hamish could even make THAT look good.

You are very kind, KP, but I would not even try to!!!!!!!!!!

**Kilted KT** · 14th June 06, 11:57 AM

Originally Posted by Panache

...people being attacked by rabid wolverines with chainsaws is more common than you think.

I think this is only slightly less prevelant than "Attacked by a kiltie wielding an empty single-malt bottle".

this usually occurs in the wee hours of the morning, with the attacker charging and blathering something about more scotch.

bee on the lookout.

**Rex_Tremende** · 14th June 06, 03:13 PM

Originally Posted by Sylvain

And the ball of the current World Cup even doesn't look like that!

Really. I mean, if you are going to go for ooglie, at least DO go for the correct ooglie.

Jeesh. I sure hope these kilt enthusiasts never turn up here as lurkers.

Regards,
Rex in Cincinnati.

**Panache** · 14th June 06, 03:53 PM

I look at the fellow in the soccerball kilt and a news flash springs to mind...

Hamburg Germany

Mr. Dinsdale H. Gumby, retired certified public accountant was kicked to death in a stadium parking lot this afternoon. Mr. Gumby had just attended a World Cup Football match when a drunken group of Scottish football fans came apon him and started kicking him. At this time it is unclear if the motive was anger at the game results, anger at the strange soccerball kilt worn by Mr. Gumby, or if they were too drunk to tell that there was an elderly gentleman attached to the soccerball they were playing with. Several bottles of Single malt and a sheep were found at the crime scene. The six young Scots in question are currently assisting the Police with their inquiries.

Cheers