I won't get into some of the egregious Kilt-don'ts that I saw at the Chicago Highland Games...I dared not even photograph some of them as such images just should not exist...

...but...my favorite was a very large gentleman who seemed to be wearing a very short (like mid thigh...and these were pretty large thighs that we really didn't need to see at all) kilt (?) that appeared to be a white, orange and black tartan (again...Clan Halloween?) and had most of the back of the kilt (or kilt-like garment) firmly wedged between his cheeks...didn't this guy have any friends or family that would TELL him? He did appear to be under the influence of some kind of sedative that he was carrying around in a pint plastic cup and was, therefore, possibly unaware and indifferent to his state of dress.

The Kilt Wedgie...a definite DON'T!

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