You might be an XMarker if you hand wash your sox in a sink.
You might be an XMarker if you look in the mirror more than your lady.
You might be an XMarker if you plan your wardrobe for the day based on what color kilt hose are clean.
You might be an XMarker if always use the urinal in the rest room and don't care who sees you use it kilted.
You might be an XMarker if you have run out of closet space.
You might be an XMarker if you've bought a hanging shoe storage gizmo and filled it with kilt hose instead.
You might be an XMarker if you own more sporrans than your lady owns purses.
You might be an XMarker if the thinest belt you own is 2" wide.
You might be an XMarker if Ham's gallery is bookmarked on your computer.
You might be an XMarker if you can recognize a lot of tartans by name.
You might be an XMarker if you've developed a fear of moths.
You might be an XMarker if you own a variety of kilts for different seasons and different activities.
Ron
Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month.
"I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."
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