Cats

[Southern Breeze]

Great pics, after seeing that last one I had to post this:

How To Wash a Cat

Needed:

* 1 toilet
* 1 toilet brush
* 1 bottle toilet cleaner
* 1 bottle cat shampoo
* 1 bottle cat conditioner
* 1 helper (preferably a heavy person who is a stranger to the cat, with leather gloves and thick boots)

1. Clean out the toilet real nice, removing all stains and smells.
2. Flush the toilet, after it fills up, add shampoo and conditioner, following instructions on label.
3. Get the cat. Love the cat. Pet the cat. Talk nice to the cat.
4. Drop the cat into the toilet, close lid quickly.
5. Have helper stand on toilet lid. (The boots will protect their feet from getting slashed...)
6. Open all doors leading out of the house. Make sure no living creatures are located between the toilet and the outside.
7. Flush twice. Once for the wash, once for the rinse.
8. Have helper open the lid (gloves will come in handy here...)
9. STAND BACK!

Sincerly, the dog.

[TechBear]

Here's a recent picture of their cousin who lives back in the swamp. We had to give her a bath to make her a little more presentable.

Cheers! Bill

That has GOT to be Photoshopped; it looks very much like an English teacher I had in high school.

[John M.]

I can only find a picture of one of our cats, so here she is along with a couple others.

[Woodsheal]

My beagle and sheltie LOVE to chase the neighbor cats...!

Actually, I'm a cat-person from way back. Plus, we're due for a new kitty to control the mouse population in this old house. Beagles and shelties are no good at this duty...!

[smaughazard]

We have several cats, but my favorite photo is when Momo discovered the "other" kitten:

[cessna152towser]

Another forum ran a cat thread recently which included this link.
http://hitlercats.motime.com/
Fourth one down from the top, with his little hat reminded me of the cat in Shay's avatar.

[MacWage]

I'm getting hungery! :rolleyes:

[Southern Breeze]

I'm getting hungery! :rolleyes:

This a true story.
My grandfather served in the Army during WWII and was in Europe. I have the letters he wrote to my grandmother and in one of them he tells of eating "roof rabbit". According to the letter he was in Belgium and a family invited him and his buddies to dinner. During the meal he asked what was being served and was told "roof rabbit". About a week later he found out that "roof rabbit" was actually CAT!

[pbpersson]

Okay, I will not include pictures but will give you links to pictures.

My oldest is Jack, he was living on his own out in the Phoenix desert and was given to me by a lady who did not want him:

http://members.cox.net/pbpersson/Jack01.JPG

My younger one is Butterscotch, I got him at the local non-kill shelter. He had many medical problems when he was younger and once they got him fixed up he was put up for adoption:

http://members.cox.net/pbpersson/Butterscotch07.jpg

[GlassMan]

That has GOT to be Photoshopped; it looks very much like an English teacher I had in high school.

The dead give away that a cat photo and a human photo have been morphed together very well are the eyes. Human's and most other mammals have a circular iris. Cat's have the () quite distinctive cat's eye.