Scotland V Brazil

**abbieduff** · 6th July 06, 07:19 AM

Eh think Scottish people hae an afae guid sense o' humour ? So eh will jist hae tae find oot we this wee story. It's jist that ehm sure it fir the fitba people?

It is just before ScotlandV Brazil at the next World Cup Group game. Ronaldinho goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his team mates looking glum.
"Whats up " he asks.
"Well we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know its important but its only Scotland. They're sh*te and we cant be bothered"
Ronaldinho looks at them and says" Well, I reckon I can beat these myself,so you lads head on down to the pub"
So Ronaldinho goes out to play Scotland by himself and the rest of the Brazilian team head off for a few jars.
After a few pints they wonder how the game is going,so they get the landlord to turn on the teletext. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads
"Brazil 1-Scotland 0 (Ronaldiniho 10 minutes) " He is beating Scotland all by himself.
Anyway a few more pints and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now.Lets see how he got on"
They put the teletext on
"Result from the stadium" Brazil 1-Ronaldiniho 10 minutes- Scotland 1 (Angus 89 minutes"
They cant believe it,he has single handedly got a draw against Scotland!!
They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate him. They find him in the dressing room with his head in his hands.
He refuses to look at them "I've let you down,I've let you down"
"Dont be daft, you got a draw against Scotland,all by yourself.and they only scored at the very ,very end.
"No, No, I have, I've let you down.......I got sent off after 12 minutes"

Well for the people with a sense of humour I hope you liked it, for the rest you must be English he he he
Nenita