Ol' Scot saying?

**MacSimoin** · 16th July 06, 08:22 PM

Just came across this rather amusing anecdote:

A man who wears his kilt above his knees is called a wee-lad.
A man who wears his kilt at his knee is called a man.
A man who wears his kilt below his knees is called a ******* liar.

Anyone ever hear this one before?

**chasem** · 16th July 06, 10:05 PM

haven't seen it, but I like it

**Wompet** · 17th July 06, 03:29 AM

The version I've seen:

A man who wears his kilt to the knee is a gentleman;
A man who wears his kilt above the knee is a tease;
A man who wears his kilt below the knee is a braggart and a liar.