The addiction takes hold.

[beloitpiper]

Just follow our 12 step program and all will be well.

Step 1. Buy kilts.
Step 2. Buy Hose.
Step 3. Buy flashes.
Step 4. Buy sporrans.
Step 5. Buy kilt pins.
Step 6. Buy fly plaids.
Step 7. Buy jackets.
Step 8. Buy sgian dubhs.
Step 9. Buy shoes.
Step 10. Learn to make kilts.
Step 11. Hang out on X-Marks.
Step 12. Repeat as necessary and have a good time with friends and family.

I'd arrange it differently:
1. Kilt
2. Sporran
3. Hose
4. Pin
5. Sgian
6. Flashes
7. Shoes
8. Jacket
9. Plaid
10. X-marks
11. Make your own
12. Repeat


...that's just how I did it...