Contest:

[mkmound]

What would your mother say if she knew you were asking that question to a man you don't know?

Ah . . . 'tis the mystery of the kilt!! Ai canna tell!

[millar]

The earth.
Something big.
Get your mind out frumunda (Not real family friendly but terribly Philadelphian)
A cool breeze
Pride
Really nice shoes/boots-don't you think?

[efer]

We're looking for SHORT answers to the question "What is worn under the kilt?"

If i'm allowed to modify the question to"

"What's is under my kilt?"

The answer would be:
"Ask Rocky!"

Cheers,

[Tattoo Bradley]

"freeeedom!"

[Tattoo Bradley]

Ask Her --->

A gentlement never tells.

Keep staring; you may find out. (yeah, that's probably a little off color)

Me rosey red bum.

"DEPENDS"

[Panache]

"Why take all the mystery out of life?"

"Wouldn't you like to know"

"I'm not telling!"


Cheers

[cavscout]

"There are two ways to find out...one of them involves a lot of pain."
or
"There are two ways to find out...one of them involves a lot of pleasure. The other...not so much"

"The real cause of Global Warming"

[possingk]

1. Do you really want to know?
1. (extended)That image will be in your head all night.
2. Use your imagination...
2. (extended) It won't be as good as the truth though
3. Only the wind knows...
4. A Sgian Dubh


Please don't trust my spelling on any of this.

[cavscout]

"Did you want to talk about underwear or were you just making chit chat?"

"Forget the small talk and let's go back to my place."

"Do you always start conversations this way."

"Do you have six fingers on your right hand?"

"A lot of Flesh and Bone."

[arrogcow]

"Only my God knows for sure"

"bag pipes"

"Didn't your mother raise you better than that?"

"Same as you only bigger." (I know only works if a guy asks)

"Shoes"

"WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?"

"Pres. Nixon"

Adam