Kilt Do's and Don'ts

[Moose McLennan]

arr they sporrans converted han'bags?

Dinnae ask me... ... OK do, they look like handbags tae me.

The guy on the left is wan o the richest guys on German TV, he's lived in the US fir yonks noo. He nivvir had too much claes sense bit maybe he eyewis pit it oan a bit - eh did pretty well fir himself wi thon gig.

An' the bloke on the richt jist seems tae scream 'Dugshite? Disnae boather ME!'

Ah quite like the kilts though.

M.