This has absolutely nothing to do with kilts, but I want Riverkilt to hear of my extemely odd drinking pattern.

I chug-a-lug from early April until mid October. More specifically, I have my first beer of the year at the Colorado Rockies home opener (which I ALWAYS attend), and have my last sip at the last out of the World Series (which I ALWAYS watch on TV). So, in short, I only drink alcohol 7 months of the year. Otherwise, it's O'Douls for me. I think it keeps me in check.

But I am wearing my kilt when I go to the bar with friends in the winter, so I am manly even drinking a non-alcohol beer.

"..and he makes a save, proving again that his post is kilt oriented"..]