Aprons and napkins

**kiltedjaz** · 8th August 06, 04:00 AM

Originally Posted by turpin

And how about driving while eating a double quarter-pounder with cheese?

Should you really be driving while eating a double quarter pounder ?????
Sounds a bit dangerous to me.
If it doesn't kill you it might just kill someone else.....You would be too busy concentrating on dripping your food on your lap and not concentrating FULLY on the road...

**Aggie** · 8th August 06, 07:04 AM

Driving and eating don't mix.

**turpin** · 8th August 06, 09:16 AM

Originally Posted by kiltedjaz

Should you really be driving while eating a double quarter pounder ?????
Sounds a bit dangerous to me.
If it doesn't kill you it might just kill someone else.....You would be too busy concentrating on dripping your food on your lap and not concentrating FULLY on the road...

You're right. A double cheeseburger and chocolate shake would probably be safer for one-handing.

**jfellrath** · 8th August 06, 11:10 AM

Depending on the napkin's fabric (in the case of cloth napkins), you have to be careful not to grab your kilt by accident if the napkin slips, etc., and either you wipe your mouth/hands with your kilt or pull your face to the napkin so hard that you smack your head on the edge of the table. I've only done the former... thank goodness only with a UK.