I wonder if this will apply to kilts?

[Rex_Tremende]

.....the woman at the wedding party of my good mate Phil MacFarlane who followed me around with a portable camera, trying to take pictures up my kilt..

I'm also working on this line for the persistent ones: "If you keep that up, how do you feel about showing your friends the photos from your own colonoscopy tomorrow?"

Rex, in line for the "Assertiveness Training" class