Quote Originally Posted by auld argonian
To all of you folks who feel that Billy is less than a good representative of your homeland, we in the USA will gladly trade you Gallagher for Billy...and we'll throw in Carrot Top to sweeten the deal.

...just think: not only do you get the "Sledge-o-matic" but you also get a seemingly endless stream of prop comedy.

Act now...operators are standing by.
Special Bonus Offer: Call today, and we'll include Larry the Cable Guy* AND Ellen Degeneres- AND WE'LL PAY THE SHIPPING!

*Ron White not included- he'd cause a single-malt shortage.