Maybe he just likes his stuff colourful?

Apart from the pink shirt with a PC, it doesn't sound THAT bad. I thought red flashes were always OK.

I'm not a fan of stripy ties with kilts though. I'm not to keen on them full stop. Reminds me of school.

M.

p.s. something about that description just makes me wish he'd been wearing white furry moonboots to go with the sporran!