horrible attempt

[Rob]

I saw an awful sight yesterday, a horrible attempt at a kilt. I recently started working at (sorry to say) Wal-mart, I am the guy at the door who says "Welcome to Wal-mart". Anyway, I was at work yesterday and I saw a young (20's or so) fellow in what from a distance looked like a kilt. He was dressed in what could be called pirate fashion, he had a wide red sash around his waist, and a belt with a large buckle. On his head he had a matching red bandana. I could not make out the tartan of the kilt. As he got closer I noticed that there were no pleats in the back of the kilt. I thought that maybe he just did not know ant better, so I was planning to approach with a question about the tartan, and then work in something about the proper way to wear a kilt. Upon closer view I saw that he was not wearing a real kilt, but what looked like one of his girlfriends skirts.

He probably thinks that if it is tartan, it must be a kilt, especially if he hasn't seen a real kilt close up.

Rob

[Jimmy Carbomb]

Sure it wasn't Britney Spears trying to go in cognito? That little kilt/skirt from her video days needs to get out every so often.

Like the others, let's just hope that the lad gets "hip" to what's out there for the men. Atleast he's giving it a try... I guess.