my wife got a letter from Target about me

**Mike1** · 8th September 06, 05:12 AM

Moved from general Kilt Talk to Off Topic.

**KiltedCodeWarrior** · 8th September 06, 05:58 AM

Those are some good ideas. I think that I would like to combine 1 and 5! Imagine the look on the clerk's face at layaway

**auld argonian** · 8th September 06, 06:05 AM

Originally Posted by KiltedCodeWarrior

Those are some good ideas. I think that I would like to combine 1 and 5! Imagine the look on the clerk's face at layaway

Double your fun by getting the wife/girlfriend to go along with you and be hanging on you and nuzzling your neck and ear and then, when you ask to put the box of condoms on layaway, have her say something like, "...well, couldn't they open the box and sell us just ONE now and we can come back for the rest another time?"

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**MacTavishOfJapan** · 8th September 06, 07:19 AM

Absolutely fantastic. Some great ideas!!!

**GMan** · 8th September 06, 07:58 AM

Nothing out of the ordinary for me.

**Southern Breeze** · 8th September 06, 08:35 AM

That's a good one! Thanks for the laugh.

**GlassMan** · 8th September 06, 08:49 AM

That is absolutely hilarious!

**auld argonian** · 8th September 06, 06:01 AM

I would respectfully add:

16: Go to the pet department, stare at the gerbils for about 20 minutes and then ask the clerk if they have any more in the back with more meat on them.

(Not mine...heard it somewhere...and, of course, Target doesn't carry live animals in their pet department...only overpriced and unnecessary faux leopard skin coats for your Yorkie.)

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