my wife got a letter from Target about me

[Red Lioness]

Favorite things to do in an elevator:

1. Stare at people who get on in silence with a huge grin on your face. After about 30 seconds, announce: 'I've got new socks on!'

2. Open up your bag or breifcase a crack and ask: 'You got enough air?'

3. Meow occasionally.

4. Wait patiently in total silence. Look around for a bit in confusion, then ask the other riders: 'Is that your pager?'

[O'Neille]

ok this really didn't happen ...but it HAS given me ideas for what to do while my wife IS shopping !!!

Scott

Sure it didn't happen! I personally like playing cat and mouse with store security. Kind of like hide and seek late at night, when it's just you and a security guy is following you all over the place. It's fun to switch roles and start following them and try to act like you're really just shopping. It really makes them nervous. O'Neille

[neo71665]

I used to work at wal-mart about 4 years ago, not only have I done most of those I've seen them done many times.

My favorite was when a teenager took a box of condoms to the fitting room and asked to try them on to make sure they fit.

[KiltedCodeWarrior]

Now that is funny Neo!!! And AA, I like your improvement on my idea. Although, it would be even more fun to have 3-4 women with you and ask if you can have 1 for each!

[Big Paul]

Thanks!! Now I need to clean my screen again!!

[Raphael]

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of pineapple juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares... and watched what happened.
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other
shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.
10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. December 6: In the auto department, practised his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
(And; last, but not least!)
15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door and waited awhile; then, yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here"!!!



Scott

Cool!! This will be my to-do list for the weekend!

[Mattg]

Great stuff guys! I'm going to attempt some of these next time I go to Target. When I was younger my buddy and I follow my mom around Walmart while hugging pillows lovingly and yelling "Pillows!!!!" .......my mom refused to take us anywhere from that day on.

[Eujeankilt]

Best laugh I've had all weekend!!

Thanks.....


Dale

[Kilted_John]

ROFLMAO!!!

That is very funny. I'm tempted to do what Mattg did when he was younger, but do it to some unsuspecting customer. I probably won't be kilted for said event, though. Don't want to stick out too much...

-J