No need for the sewing machine...he can bring the portable Kilt Loom...a new invention where you bring a pile of tartan, a bunch of thread, a wooden box and a few bottles of scotch, and wind up with a kilt!

here is how it works...

1. put everything but one bottle of scotch in the box. Make sure other bottle of scotch is at the bottom of the box.
2. Begin consuming scotch from bottle in hand.
3. By the time the first bottle nearly empty, the search begins for the second bottle.
4. Once the drinker remembers the bottle is in the bottom of the box, he will begin fumbling through the box, trying to untabgle the wool and thread from scotch.
5. After a few hours of fumbling around, the scotch will be found and untangled...and for reasons I don't quite understand, the tangled mess of thread and wool has turned into a proper 8 yard knife-pleated kilt!

Has anyone every used one of these?