A pirate walks into a tavern. Even though the room is dim and smoky it's impossible to ignore that there is a large ship' wheel wedged down the front of the pirate's trousers.

The barkeep shouts above the din: "Oy! Flynn! What's with the wheel?"

The pirate shouts back: "Arrr! I dunno, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

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