Bilgewash! I spent the whole day helpin' me Mum get underway on her voyage to Arrrkansas (She's got kin there) and missed the whole thing. Still, here's a link to a useful pyratey resource, the Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue. That way yer can study up fer next year.

SSgt Baloo (Alias: Cap'n Bob, aka: Captain Redd Roberts)