Another Unexpected Kilting Hazard

[Kilted KT]

I believe the proper response to a file cabinet grabbing your kilt is to beat it into a pulp...reducing it to a little metal splotch on the carpet.

File cabinets have no respect for the kilt. Not one bit.

[MacWage]

I believe the proper response to a file cabinet grabbing your kilt is to beat it into a pulp...reducing it to a little metal splotch on the carpet.

File cabinets have no respect for the kilt. Not one bit.

I agree!

A Ball bat works, but a lead pipe is also fun.

Hands is the most fun, but not as energy efficient and risks damage to hands.














I'm glad the kilt is fine.

[Graham]

Ah, but I bet it was a very fine 'swish'!

[Blu (Ontario)]

You're lucky it wasn't a locking filing cabinet!

[Mark Keeney]

Pretty bad when a piece of office furniture gives you a kilt check. Can you get compensated for harrassment from a file cabinet? :rolleyes:

[Kilted KT]

Pretty bad when a piece of office furniture gives you a kilt check. Can you get compensated for harrassment from a file cabinet? :rolleyes:

Yes...the corporate lawyer agrees to settle out of court.

He then directs you to a door leading out of his office.

He opens the door for you, and before you is standing the very filing cabinet in question....with a new 35 inch baseball bat leaning against it.

oh, did I forget to mention that there was a sign taped to the front of the cabinet?

it reads.....

"I'm sorry"
(please be gentle)

.

[Mark Keeney]

it reads.....

"I'm sorry"
(please be gentle)

.

Thanks, I had a good laugh with this one.

[switchblade5984]

Yes...the corporate lawyer agrees to settle out of court.

He then directs you to a door leading out of his office.

He opens the door for you, and before you is standing the very filing cabinet in question....with a new 35 inch baseball bat leaning against it.

oh, did I forget to mention that there was a sign taped to the front of the cabinet?

it reads.....

"I'm sorry"
(please be gentle)

.

yet another reason to not drink and read!