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  1. #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by davedove
    Since the kilt wasn't damaged, just chalk it up to one of life's ways to keep you humble.

    Hear Hear

    MrBill
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    How about climbing into your car and forgetting to sweep the pleats? I have done that a couple times when I was in a hurry, only to have to open the door, and pull my kilt our of the door jamb. At least it wasn't wet when I last closed my kilt in the door, and I would hate to imagine forgetting to rescue it if the weather were bad.

    Ron, I would have laughed too! Of course, I would havae done it in good humour, and would have expected no less from anyone that I know should such a thing happen to me.

    Just the way my humour works, myfriends and I are constantly giving each other flack.

  3. #13
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    At least the kilt is OK, if that had gotten damaged, well doesn't bear thinking about..
    In Scotland, there is no such thing as bad weather - only the wrong clothes. - Billy Connolly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kilted KT
    Yes...the corporate lawyer agrees to settle out of court.

    He then directs you to a door leading out of his office.

    He opens the door for you, and before you is standing the very filing cabinet in question....with a new 35 inch baseball bat leaning against it.

    oh, did I forget to mention that there was a sign taped to the front of the cabinet?

    it reads.....



    "I'm sorry"
    (please be gentle)



    .
    yet another reason to not drink and read!

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    Hey..Hey.. Hey! Is someone here badmouthing the file cabinet? Not on thsis forum! File cabinets are our friends. Where would you keep the cookies and the doughnuts that you hide from the others in the office?

    Oh, you dont keep the good stuff in the cabinet? Only files you say? oh, nevermind.........

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    two words ..

    Sledge Hammer.


    CT - 'nough said, no unauthorized kilt checks be it animate or inanimate objects.

  7. #17
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    Pinned kiltsman: "Oi! Yuh jes' let goo o' tha' ye wee scunner!"

    File Cabinet: "......"

    Pinned kiltsman: "Oh? A smar'*** eh? I'll show ye!"

    File Cabinet: -winces as only furniture can wince as a crazy man in a kilt propels his forehead at it at high velocity-

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    Always fun to give the coworkers a good chuckle

    Jack

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